Nick Lachey apparently realizes that now that his meal ticket has flown the coop his only chance of clenching on to any remote, microscopic, tattered shred of fame is to use any given opportunity to talk about the demise of his marriage to Jessica Simpson.

Oh, if only women didn't get periods and stuff! They are so moody! And irrational! And so terribly fat! So speaketh spurned Nick, speaking out for the umpteenth time about what may have gone wrong with Jessica. IMDb.com reports:

[Lachey] says, "Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men." Lachey also found buying clothes a size too big for his beloved scuppered their chances of marital bliss, adding, "They don't take kindly to that."

You guys know what else? Men are basically like Martians, you know? And women, they're also totally from outer space, but from another planet, like maybe Venus or something. Are we right or are we right here, people???

See what Nick no longer has at MrSkin.com.