We woke up today, did our morning speedball, cheerfully skipped to the office and were promptly met with a veritable shitstorm of Lindsay Lohan tidbits, the most shocking being the fact that she's in the hospital and not blaming Exhaustion.

The Lo-ho was admitted to a Miami hospital on Monday night after an asthma attack. Her people say that the Florida humidity may have triggered the attack, but the funny thing is, she was indoors, relaxing with her family in a hotel room when her asthma kicked in. Now, we're no fancypants Richie Riches, and we don't know nothing 'bout these "hotels", but we understand that they're some sort of large rooms you pay to sleep in when you're not at your home, and we're told that they usually have some sort of climate control. And asthma keeping one in the hospital for two straight nights is almost unheard of; however, allegedly the attack was so severe, she ruptured a blood vessel in her neck. You know something else that causes busted-up vessels? Barfing!

The new Vanity Fair hits newsstands today. Linds is on the cover, and inside is a revealing interview accompanied by an equally revealing photo shoot. She tells the mag of her struggle with bulimia culminating in an intervention staged by Lorne Michaels (huh???), using drugs "a little", and smothering erstwhile boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. Hey, we want to smother Fez, too! Guess we have more in common with Lindsay than just shiny Breck hair and a disco dust habit.

But the boobs. Let's get back to the boobs. The VF shoot includes nude pics of Lindsay, although knowing VF, it'll be a big bunch of hogwash with the hands over the cans and legs gently angled to conceal her feminine pocketbook. Egotastic reports:

"I haven't seen anything; I'm kind of scared," Lindsay told ET at the Privé/Opium Garden party she hosted New Year's Eve in Miami Beach. "It'll be tastefully done though -- it is Vanity Fair. It was kind of based on the Marilyn Monroe/Bardot, Hitchcock-blonde type vibe," she says. As for going nude, she explains, "We just kind of went for it and decided to push the envelope. It was kind of my idea."

Her idea? Her idea! Bold words from a girl who claimed she was planning on being a never-nude.

La Lohan, back when her exalted breasticles were in full bloom, at MrSkin.com.