You know what they say in drug and alcohol recovery circles: you can't start healing yourself until you've hit rock bottom. In the past few short months, we've seen sullied supermodel Kate Moss dorking a cracksmoker, having a topless seizure, blowing rails on film, and being dogged by the pigs. But this week, Kate has finally, finally reached the fabled nadir. She hit on Jack Osbourne.

Kate, we understand that you're trying to curb your hard-partying, dust-snuffling ways, but Jack Osbourne is not the only sober single man out there! After being photographed hanging with Jack after her rehab stint, Kate was very recently spotted trying to throw it to the formerly corpulent reality star at the bar in LA's Roosevelt Hotel. Says our gossip governess FemaleFirst.com (we're really mining those dudes today):

Sexy mum-of-one Kate was also allegedly bumping and grinding with the 20-year-old reality TV star as fellow revellers - including Natalie Portman, Kate Hudson and Jessica Simpson - looked on aghast, according to America's New York Daily News newspaper.

Of course Natalie Portman's uppity eyes were singed by the vision of a supermodel sinking so terribly, terribly low. But we particularly love the fact that even Jessica Simpson, whose coozle is so undiscriminating that it rolls out the red carpet for various Jackass cast members, was "aghast".

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