Our dad can beat up your dad, and our Harrison Ford can beat up your Paul Bettany.

Indiana Jones and that blonde dude from Wimbledon are starring together in a movie called Firewall. Although Paul Bettany is a pasty little milquetoast Brit, he was surprised and humiliated when Han Solo, who is 29 years older, beat the snot out of him in a fight scene. Cries our friend Paul:

"I was just trying not to get bruised. I wouldn't want to tumble with Harrison Ford in real life. He's a tough son of a bitch. I threw that man through a window seven times and he landed on his head, got up, rebuilt the window with the crew and then got thrown through it again. I hit that man in the stomach and he said, 'Could you just land it a bit harder so I could feel it?' So I landed it a bit harder and he wanted a bit more so he could react to it. Finally, I just wound one up and let loose on him and he said, 'That's it!' It was the most humiliating day of my life."

But at the end of the day, when all the novelty prop windows are rebuilt and put into place, when all the main players have taped up their wounds, and the film is in the cannister and the publicists are nestled all snug in their beds, Harrison Ford goes home to this:


while Paul Bettany goes home to this:


Advantage: Bettany.

P.S. Thong

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