• Harrison Ford is old. In case you hadn't noticed.


• Keifer Sutherland: "I hate that ****ing Christmas tree. The tree HAS to come down. I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?"


• Brooke Shields her nipple from view. Just kidding, she totally doesn't.


• Stars shitmouth one another, so we don't have to!


• Mischa Barton is a midnight toker.


• OMG Angelina is preggo!!!!


• OMG Cammy Diaz is too!!!!!!


• Basic guide to Hollywood pregnancies: if you wear baggy clothes, you're pregnant. If you're photographed eating, you're pregnant ("Eating for two???"). If you or your partner gently places a hand on your stomach, you're pregnant. If you're bloated, you're pregnant. If you smile and or have anything remotely resembling a "glow", you're pregnant.


• Apparently there are some sort of Blog Awards and you should like totally nominate us for the category of your choice! If you do, we will send you a nickel. A shiny nickel.