Kate Moss? Pffft. Edie Sedgwick? Bahhh. Looks like Sienna Miller's found a new celebrity style to jock. Remember when we told you that Jessica Simpson was seen leaving Adam Levine's hotel room the morning after, looking all disheveled and postcoital? Well, "disheveled and postcoital" is the new boho! Pretty soon we'll be seeing Pavarotti pics of MK Olsen leaving the Roosevelt, eschewing her more traditional cowboy-boots-and-oversized-sweater deal for a more modern, cutting edge unbrushed-teeth-and-dried-semen ensemble.

You were told that Sienna was hooking it up with Darth Vader. And now? Picture proof! Picture proof! Yes, those are pictures of Hayden Christensen wearing a striped shirt, then Sienna Miller wearing the same shirt the morning after. Oh, sure, you might say that they're just bosom buddies, just a hag with her corresponding fag, sharing outfits after a night of deep conditioning, Ben and Jerry's, and Barbara Stanwyck movies. But we think something a little sexier is happening here. Look at the pictures! The pictures. The proof is in the pudding. The baby pudding.

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