Entourage's Adrian Grenier allegedly had a threesome with two female bloggers at Sundance. So, to all the h8rs out there who keep telling us that writing this thing will never get us laid: haw haw.

That Adrian Grenier! Such a nice boy! So helpful! First, a publicist striken with the virulent entertaiment-industry malady Exhaustion had the good sense to collapse near Grenier, who in turn administered first aid. Then, the busy star found time to show a couple of out-of-town, nonfamous computer types around his groin Sundance. PageSix.com says that he met up with two writers from the site doubleagent.com at a sex-toy schwag table. The three made small talk and then disappeared to download each others' fluids:

"Adrian grabbed the bonding tape, vibrating couples ring, and the beaded blindfold and left with the two girls. One of the girls came back [yesterday] and said they had put the toys to good use that night and had a threesome."

Neato, but everyone is neglecting the alarming part of this story: two girls left with Grenier. One came back. Somewhere in Park City Utah, a lonely blogger sits in a darkened hotel room whimpering, "Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Sebastian Cole? . . . Anyone?", her eyes shielded by a beaded blindfold and a vibrating couples ring sadly sputtering near her feet.

Adrian Grenier is not MrSkin.com. He's a boy, silly! But Adrianne Curry IS there.