Rumors abound claiming that Angelina Jolie is all full of Brad Pitt's hunky bastard baby. It's a Christmas miracle! Wasn't that how the story of the baby Jesus went in the rough draft of the Bible? Hot freak machine Mary seduced Joseph away from his pretty but dull wife and had kinky, native-waking sex with him until she got a kid all up in her? We heard the FCC called for changes before the book went to print.

Life & Style Weekly, the underdog of the celeb weeklies, is reporting that Ange is indeed inseminated. According to the mag:

"When the actress returned to the set of The Good Shepherd in early December for a few days of reshoots after a two-month break, the crew immediately noticed a problem: The costumes no longer fit over Angie’s suspicious stomach bump. 'Her body had changed so much,' an on-set insider tells Life & Style, 'that her wardrobe had to be refitted to give her extra room in the tummy area. Several dresses had to be altered.' Causing even more speculation: 'Angelina nearly fainted several times and had to be taken off to the side to rest,' says the insider. 'People on set were thinking, She’s obviously pregnant! All signs point to that.'"

And so it begins. The world will soon be populated with Jolie-Pitts, who, with their superhuman good looks and devastating sexual abilities, will be poised to take over the entire world in about 2028.

Angelina is always naked at MrSkin.com.

And Braddy Daddy is at MaleStars.com.