December 22, 2005 at 10:32AM

Scarlett Johansson: Girlfriend of the Year

You think your girlfriend is really cool, right? She lets you have control of the remote and even keeps her mouth shut when you pop in a Girls Gone Wild DVD. Well, she's no Scarlett Johansson. She says, "Go pork other girls. That's cool with me."

Despite reports that Scarlett has recently moved in with boyfriend Josh Hartnett, she may not be up for the whole sleeping-with-only-one-person thing. ScarJo says,

"I don't think human beings are monogamous by nature. It's difficult - you have to put a lot of effort into a relationship. I think it's hard for actors to date each other because they are so damn moody. You are away from people constantly and having a relationship that is strictly by phone, it is miserable. Or if you say to him/her, 'Hey, (even though) I am doing a very sexy scene with this very sexy girl/boy, I love you and I'm going to be thinking of you when I am rolling around in bed with this person!'"
We are so using that line. "I was thinking of you the whole time I was licking honey off that hooker's ass." We're heading to the brothel right now.

More ScarJo at MrSkin.com.