Britney Spears reportedly wants to make another fetus with her husband Cletus ASAP, which sounds more like a recipe for FUBAR. Acronyms are the new puns!

In which we tempt rousing K-Fed's anger and make our sixty-third report on all things Federspears: Britney's hormones are back in order, and she's allegedly raring to have sexual intercouse with Kevin and bake up a sibling for Prince Sean Preston. A stoolie snitched to In Touch:

“Britney was advised to wait at least three months after her baby’s birth before trying to get pregnant again. Now that that’s passed, she wants to try right away.”

Great. Awesome. Nice frigging job, doctors. You missed a golden opportunity to stop the Federline genes right there. "Oh, uh, yeah, Mrs. Spears, you, um, you have a very rare disorder and in my medical opinion, you should never have sex with your husband again. Ever. Or, um, your breasts will fall off. And your nose. Your nose and your breasts. Yep. Real sad stuff. Sorry."

Another source told the magazine of the possible real reason behind the baby yearning:

“She is hoping another baby will strengthen her marriage to Kevin.”

Because that tactic certainly worked with him and Shar Jackson
Of course Britney is at MrSkin.com. If you didn't know that by know, there is no hope for ya.