You're Ricky Martin and you notice that people are making a lot of insinuations that you like to take big fat cocks in your ass. So you say to yourself, "I should do an interview with a magazine and talk candidly about my non-gay sex life. I should tell this magazine that I love to pee on people, because that will make people think of R. Kelly, and R. Kelly likes fifteen-year-old girls, which is as un-gay as you can get. Yes, that's it. I will associate myself with R. Kelly. This cannot backfire." Of course you, Ricky Martin, forgot that R. Kelly has been Trapped in the Closet for months now.

The New York Daily News's Rush & Molloy report on the tamer parts of Martin's Blender interview, quoting the bon bon shaker: "I'm open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt." They even point out Martin's avoidance of any gender-specific pronouns until it comes around to what an ex-lover might say about him: "That I'm the love of their life! I'm the best man that they've ever had, a gentleman who treated them like a lady." So we know that in the past Ricky was privy to a little lady lovin', but that still doesn't shed any light on which variety of hole he's sticking it into currently.

For the more lurid details of Martin's interview we turn to MSNBC's Jeannette Walls. She chose this Ricky quote to highlight: “I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.” Apparently November is official Latino Singing Sensations of 1999 Share too Much of Their Sexual Lives with the Public month. Enrique Iglesias has a dong the size of an unshelled peanut! Ricky Martin loves the scent of fresh urine in his lover's hair! Up next Marc Anthony will reveal that he loves it when Jennifer Lopez sticks a Criso'd rolling pin up his ass. What a wonderful way to start the holiday season.

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