To all the girls he's loved before with his microscopic wiener: Enrique Iglesias is set to launch his own line of XS condoms.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAH! HAAAA HA AAAHAHA! Ahem. What were we saying again? Oh yes, Moleman and his mini-meat. It's bad enough that his girlfriend Anna Kournikova sports the balls in the relationship (Balls? Tennis? Eh? Eh?), but now the son of one of the greatest mythical Latin lovers is confessing that he ain't got much downstairs, and that he's willing to actually put his face on a product admitting such:

"The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people."

Sure. BUT NOT AS EMBARRASSING AS ADMITTING IN PRINT THAT YOU HAVE A KITTY DICK.