We're assuming that yesterday you logged into CelebNewsWire with fevered, expectant fingers, as is your daily wont, and read our story about how Jessica Alba is ready and willing to shuck her duds for the right movie. And we can also assume that you thought lightbulbs would appear over the heads of lesser yet just-as-cute actresses like, say, Eliza Dushku and Elisha Cuthbert and other starlets whose first names begin with E and end in A when they realized that, hey, Alba's doin' it! It must be the hep thing. If you didn't think that, don't worry--we thought it for you. And as it turns out, we were totally wrong, and we don't often admit that, you know.

"I'll never be fully naked in a movie. I just don't feel comfortable with it. Secondly I think you can be a leading lady and not be naked. You can still make a character believable without going there. I snuck into the back of the cinema when Girl Next Door was playing and during the window scene, which pushed the envelope but didn't actually go there, I remember some of the audience being really disappointed and going 'Awww...'"

Thus spake fresh-faced 24 blonde Elisha Cuthbert, and yea, how a nation of boners wilted. Bold words from a girl whose most recent output includes the Paris-Hilton-gets-killed movie. What happens when you're presented with a gritty, edgy script teeming with gritty, edgy nudity? Hello, Halle Berry in Monster's Ball? Hola, Charlize Theron in Monster? Gritty plus edgy plus movie with "monster" in title minus clothes equals OSCAR GOLD! Why are we the only people who understand basic math?
Elisha's Nude Review. Ohhhh yeah. At MrSkin.com.