October 26, 2005 at 10:45AM |
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Gwyneth Paltrow and her fey Coldplay husband Chris Martin have reproduced yet again. Tears of joy, awe, congratulatory handshakes, hearty high-fives, gasps, over-the-top chest-clutching, impassioned dancing in the streets, fainting, tickertape parade, baby animal sacrifice, etc., to come.
Wheeee! Another celebrity couple have completed the magical task of penis-goes-in-vagina and made a baby! Can't wait for the requisite "Oh Baby!" headline from People! (No, seriously, we really can't wait. We have a collage of such headlines and any chance to add to it is a cause for celebration!) Rumors that Gwynnie the Pooh was ripe to bear more fruit of the womb heated up earlier this week when her mother, actress Blythe Danner, accidentally let the news slip. While attending a Los Angeles awards ceremony, she was asked if she was about to become a grandmother again. Danner replied:
"Yes, I am" before quickly backtracking. "Well, I think so. Oh, well I have not checked lately - but I am a very happy grandmother of one."
Now, Gwyneth has pretty much confirmed her pregnancy. When asked at the London premiere of Proof (to which she wore a nip-baring dress) why her husband wasn't with her, Gwyn patted her stomach and said that there were "two Paltrows in the room." We're secretly hoping that she meant she was so steamed by her mother's indiscretion that she ate her.
See Gwyneth naked at MrSkin.com.
And to make it extra pervy, check out mom Blythe naked, too.
