October 20, 2005 at 10:59AM |
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So, we were thinking. What's Carmen Electra famous for again? Ah. Wearing very little. Yes, yes. Today, she brings us the joyous news of getting double the wear out of her daytime garments. Like Day-to-Night Barbie. Only sluttier.
Carmen confesses that she sometimes wears her burlesque "work clothes" in the boudoir for her eternally-mired-in-1994 hubby Dave Navarro:
"I kind of feel like, in my profession, I'm sexiest when I'm on stage performing and dancing. I put on lingerie, fishnet stockings, garter belts, bras. So much time and effort goes into pulling an outfit together . . . That's why, when I'm at home, I don't always feel like putting that stuff on. I'm really more of a T-shirt and sweats kind of girl. Wife beaters and sweats. Except for when a fun and romantic moment comes up. Then, obviously, I dig into my bag of costumes. After all, I've got a lot to choose from."
We'd like you all to just sit back for a spell and chew on that thought. Carmen Electra's job is to put on trashy lingerie. She gets paid for that. Instead of donning a rumpled loden suit from the Kathy Ireland Collection with Reeboks, she puts on edible panties and a red sateen push-up bra to put in a hard day at the office. And then she comes home with an Olsen-sized Hermes hobo bag stuffed full of $100 bills, gives it to her husband, and proceeds to load on even more trollopy glad rags for a romantic evening of hot, rich-people anal. Seriously, just think about that.
Carmen, nude and rude at MrSkin.com.
