She's back! Eva Longoria and her big ole horny mouth are back! No longer will we have to tap lesser stars of stage and screen to get our fill of gab involving lacy undertrimmings, reaching glorious sexual heights, and buzzy things that go up the poonjab, because the queen of TMI has once again turned on the tap and unleashed a veritable tsunami of verbal diarrhea. Sexy verbal diarrhea.

Eva is one of those wacky modern primitives like Angelina Jolie and enjoys permanently inking her body with tattoos. How rebellious! How sexy! How 1994! Eva's revealed that, like Tom Sizemore and Heidi Fleiss, she has a tattoo of her significant other's name on a very special secret place.

"You can see three of my tats, they're all on public display, but the one that has [boyfriend] Tony [Parker]'s initials is only seen by him. I'm not saying where it is--but let's just say he gets to view it on a very regular basis!"

Does she mean the vagina? It's the vaginahole, right? Right? Seriously, is it the vagina? What do we win?

Honestly, have we learned nothing from Angelina's Billy Bob ink? Johnny Depp's unfortunate yet hilarious "Wino(na) Forever"? We'd imagine that lasering a tattoo off one's poozle would be a hell of a lot more uncomfortable than off an arm. Maybe after their inevitable breakup, she can tell any future swains that the "T.P." stands for "Totally Poontastic".

Eva's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.