September 15, 2005 at 10:18AM

Will Someone Freaking Help Poor Hilary Duff?

Neigh! I'm Hilary Duff.



Listen, ever since I got teef implants, I've been having trouble eating. My new veneers, they're hard to work, you see. I'm really hungry over here. Could you maybe put some food into my bag? A mashed-up apple would be nice, or a tender carrot. Or some oats. How about a sugar cube or two? C'mon, I'm dyin' over here. Anyone?