Married . . . with Children's own Kelly Bundy, Christina Applegate, recently took in a nice live sex show in Amsterdam and labeled it "really sweet." Applegate then confessed that she thought Belladonna movies were "adorable" and that German scheisse porn was "perfectly darling."

Applegate found herself adopting the whole frat guy hey-bro-we're-in-the-'dam-let's-go-toke-up-and-get-hookers-cuz-when-in-Rome attitude while visiting the Dutch city. She stated, "I could never go to a strip club. I've been to a live sex show, but I haven't been to a strip club. It's completely different. They have them in Amsterdam. I had to [go and see it], I was in Amsterdam. It was interesting. They would do their thing and then they would get up and bow and that was really cute. It's really sweet, actually, in some sort of twisted way." Strip clubs = bad, watching strangers rub jumblies onstage = good? Hey, we can relate. We have a debilitating heroin habit, but we'd never, ever take the pot.

Applegate keeps her apples unpeeled, but you can still see some pretty pictures of her at MrSkin.com.