Britney Spears may have about a fourth-grade education and her unborn fetus is already reading The Little Engine that Could to her, but we sympathize with her lack of understanding of that Kabbalah crap. The sentences in those Kabbalah books are so much longer than the ones in US Weekly.

Maybe we’ve hit the proverbial “rock bottom” in our life, but Britney Spears is our intellectual and spiritual role model. And now we don’t have to feel so bad about blindly following The Lady Federline into her love of Kabbalah without knowing even what the hell it is, cause Brit hasn’t got a clue either. Of her beloved Kabbalah texts, the Britster said, “They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t.” We’re guessing she took the same approach to that book she read on the rhythm method. And as for Kevin: “Kevin isn't into it as intensely as I am. For some reason I'm thirsting for it. But he looks at the books every once in a while.” And by “looks at the books” we’re sure Britney means that he hid some weed inside a Kabbalah book once and she saw him go in to retrieve it.

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