Teeny weiners are the new black. And Mick is the new Jude.

Sadly, we don't have any pictures (wait, "sadly"? What are we talking about with this "sadly"?) but apparently, legendary squawker Mick Jagger is packing a wee willy, or so says his mushmouthed, be-ringed guitarist, Keef. At a recent show in Boston, Richards shook his hair festooned with small toys, looked at Mick, and scoffed, "His cock's on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Huge balls. Small cock. Ask Marianne Faithfull." That wasn't the first time Keith had made reference to Mick's minute manhood--in an interview with Q magazine, he once referred to Jagger's dagger as "that little thing." The real story here seems to be: how does Keith Richards know that Mick is all potatoes and no meat? Oh, and don't go yapping about "bandmates" and "changing in close quarters" and what have you. Huge separate dressing rooms, and all that. This is the Rolling Stones, people, not Odyssey, your high school Journey cover band.

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