• Harrison Ford refuses to admit it's not 1987 and continues to wear "rebellious" earring. Ooooh, you bad!


• Nicole Kidman hates her tall, willowy model figure and wants to be short n' dumpy like you and me.


• Britney, inspired by a recent movie, wants to name her baby "Charlie". Well, we suppose that's better than Jordan Two Delta.


• Women keep marrying Robert Evans. The mind boggles.


• Seriously, though. Chappelle's Show is not coming back. It's not ever coming back. It's gone. You have to move on, man. Just move on.


• Maddy calls Braddy his daddy.


• The kids, they seem to like the Eva Longoria. Here are some Rolling Stone pictures, you slimy pervos.