August 10, 2005 at 10:20AM

A Burning Pete Gathers More Moss

Remember when Kate Moss and Pete Doherty got together and then they broke up and then they got together and then they broke up and then they got together and then they broke up FOR GOOD? Well, they got back together again! Ahahahahahahaha! Isn't that hilarious? Couldn't you just die? God love 'em! Oh, what will those free-spirited British knuckleheads do next? WE CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO PREDICT!

Yes, Kate's taken Pete back into her fragile, balsa-wood arms yet again after he set fire to his own bed in a bid to win her waning love. A shrewd move, considering the fact that being a fucking junkie and getting into a street fight failed to impress her. "It's been a tough few weeks for Pete," one of his friends told The Sun. "He split with Kate, sacked his manager and got arrested for fighting a reporter. Things came to a head at the weekend. He was so frustrated he smashed up a guitar and set fire to his bed." The ploy worked, and he and Kate were spotted enjoying a romantic meal at a Greek restaurant in London. And in case you're wondering why we're reporting this (especially since nipples are not involved), let it be known that we're suckers for break-up-and-make-up sixth-grader-style relationships. When Pete sent Kate a note that read, "Will u help me kick smack? Circle one: yes or no," our hearts were warmed. Then they totally frenched behind the bleachers at Live 8! Hopefully she'll buy him a bottle of Drakkar Noir from Zayre's with her babysitting money--then their love is as good as sealed.

She may make poor romantic decisions, but her choice to appear nude was a good 'un. See Kate at MrSkin.com.