Scarlett Johansson's snoobs appear so enormous in a new billboard for The Island that they nearly caused Scarlett herself to crash her car. In your face, Angelyne.

In case you hadn't noticed, ScarJo is pretty stacked. And, in case you hadn't noticed, stars' cans are often digitally embiggened in movie ads (hi, Charlie's Angels 2, what's up?). And in case you hadn't noticed, we are infatuated with FemaleFirst.com and their colorful way with words, such as today's headline: "Scarlett Johansson's car boob." If a snappy headline like that one don't get us readin', ain't nothin' gonna. At any rate, Johansson was shocked to see herself on a billboard for The Island sporting canyon-esque cleavage via the magic of CGI. She said, "I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes; I couldn't believe it. It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge! I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the cleavage. I was like, 'Look at me. They wiped out my whole face. Oh, that's not my face, that's my cleavage.' My cleavage was just huge."

We'd just like to point out that in the above quote, there are a staggering five references to something being great in size, and an additional five references to breasts or the chasm betwixt them. And this, friends, this is the reason that Scarlett Johansson is the most well-loved actress of our modern age.

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