Quiet, please. We're trying to concentrate on penning an open letter to lingerie companies, begging them to manufacture only shoddy, ill-constructed, itchy brassieres. Because if no high-quality bras are available, Scarlett Johansson will go without. Forever. And, you know. She's got nice cans.

While filming the new thriller The Island, director Michael Bay was about to shoot the big sex scene between his leads, and Sco-Jo was nowhere to be seen. He followed the trail of scorching hotness to her trailer, where he found her cursing at her underthings. Bay recounts, "She's standing there and she says, 'I'm not wearing this cheap . . . bra. I'm going naked.' I said, 'It's PG-13, you have to wear the bra.'"


AND?!?!?!?!


That's it? You're just going to leave it at that? What kind of g.d. story has no closure, no denouement? Now we will never know if Scarlett Johansson is wearing a bra or not.

Oh. OHHHHHH. We see what he's doing. Now we have to go WATCH the movie to find out if her outstanding blammos are harnessed or not. Michael Bay, you diabolical bastard.

Sexy, sexy, sexy pics of Scarlett available at MrSkin.com.