Sandy Bullock's off the market, boys! She married Monster Garage host Jesse James in a star-studded ceremony near Santa Barbara. And by "star-studded" we mean "William Shatner and that one lady who used to play Brenda on 227 were there." And by that, we mean "ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Bullock and James arrived at their wedding in a red monster truck. Somewhere right now, Britney Spears just read that and kicked herself for not thinking of it first. Jesse gave Sandra a vintage Neil Lane ring, while Sandy presented her groom with a specially crafted steel band. Sandy and Jesse are nothing if not wily little shits, and kept the wedding from their guests, telling them only that they would be celebrating Sandra's 41st birthday. But lo! when the revelers arrived, they soon learned that they would be attending the nuptials of the pair. And they were so incensed at having the wool pulled over their eyes that they rose from their seats and picked up their folding chairs and beat the newly married couple to death. OK, so that last part didn't happen. But wouldn't it be totally hilarious if it did?

They're not wedding pictures, but they are nude pictures. Sandra B at MrSkin.com.