In the grand tradition of such loveable limey cads as David Beckham and Hugh Grant, Jude Law has admittingly porked his nanny, causing wee Sienna Miller to promptly dump him. It's only a matter of time until Law appears on a popular American late-night talk show all sheepish and devastatingly handsome, shaking his golden forelock over his high, bronzed forehead while cheekily saying, "I was a bad, bad boy," We'll all sigh dreamily and promptly forgive him, Sienna included. Glorious!

Nanny Daisy Wright was employed to care for Law and his ex-wife Sadie Frost's three children in New Orleans when he was filming All the King's Men. She apparantly did such a great job that she earned a tip: The Most Coveted Dong in Britain! She blabbed to the UK's Daily Mirror: "It was amazing. Jude was a masterful lover who made my whole body tingle." When Law's fiancée Sienna Miller heard the news, she called Law out on his diddling ways, but instead of apologizing, he blamed her. A source says, "Rather than feeling guilty and contrite he has turned the whole thing against Sienna. He said if she is not partying, she is sleeping and he completely blames her for what he has done." As well he should! I mean, sleeping? God, what a bitch!

See what foolish Jude left behind: Sienna Miller nude at MrSkin.com.

And the bumbling cad himself, at MaleStars.com.