Victoria Silvstedt, she of the Swedish heritage, tumbling blonde tresses, and curiously ginormous glandular endowments, gives hope to runty little mooks everywhere after she's snapped cavorting--and, yes, canoodling--on a boat with a teeny tiny little itty bitty man.

Hee hee hee. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. Oh boy. These pictures are just so silly. Look at that little dude! Isn't he adorable? Couldn't you just put him in your little pocket and take him home? Is that her husband, sportscaster Chris Wragge, or did this golden Swedish mare just head down to the track, whinny sexily, and pick herself up a brand new jockey?

Anyway. The ass-digging, people. Please note the ass-digging.

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