From MSNBC:



Yeah. That's, uh . . . that's probably a pretty good idea.

Jacko verdict, blah blah, not guilty on all counts blah blah blah, obligatory "Jacko GETS OFF ha ha ha" joke, blah blah blah. But did you see all those freaky wackos keeping vigil outside the courthouse? Seriously, did you see them? It was like Virgin Convention 2K5. 'Twas a veritable smorgasbord of talent for reality show casting directors looking for "self-righteous Christian", "asexual unemployed German", and "home-schooled, gently retarded horse girl".

Oh, and the dove lady! Let us never forget the dove lady.