There's no apparent reason why we're bringing you this older, bizarro clip of Paris Hilton, looking visibly zorked out of her gourd and cavorting with a couple of chiseled Eurodudes, other than the fact that it's Wednesday, which is hump day, and she's busting out her beans. If you count yourself among the 0.06327% of the population that has yet to see P-Hizzo naked, well, your ship has finally come in, tiger!

European television is quite magical. Over here in the USA, we are allowed to say "ass" and "hell" and maybe show a fourth of a cheek sneak, and that's about the extent of it. In Europe, they can show frontally naked high school girls peeing on hirsute octogenarian men while applying mousetraps to their nipples, and it's considered wholesome fun for the entire family. The boy geniuses of The Superficial bring you all this obviously not work-safe video clip of the future Mrs. Paris Latsis and her unclothed upper chestal region. Good times, but why can't she show her keister for once? We're sick of making the "Pair-is" joke. Just once in our goddamn miserable lives, we want to be able to type "Par-ass". Now that would really be living!

Paris is naked. Very much so. At MrSkin.com.