We love Mariah Carey. Absolutely love her. The more demure her clothing choices become, the crazier and more demanding she becomes when appearing in public. And now she's even out-diva'd P. Diddy and his "personal umbrella carrier" by hiring an entourage member to dispose of her used gum.

At a recent British television appearance, Mariah was jokingly described as being surrounded by "a cast of thousands" to attend to her every need. The show's host was most socked by this occurrence: "When Mariah wanted to get rid of her chewing gum, somebody put their hand out to take it--and that appeared to be their only job." Well, of course that was their only job. Have you ever tried taking responsibility for disposing of someone else's chewing gum? It's right up there with grief counselor on the list of the world's most challenging jobs. But what other tasks is Mariah likely to hire specific assistants to do? Bread buttering, teeth flossing, pillow fluffing, magazine page turning? Obviously Mimi learned nothing from MC Hammer.

Mariah Carey's Nude Review at MrSkin.com. Gum sold separately.