Do you need further proof that rich people can’t do one single thing without an assistant (as if Mariah Carey’s inability to throw away her own chewing gum didn’t already teach you that)? Paris Hilton can’t even read a restaurant menu by herself.

It’s not often that Pamela Anderson gets to prove her intellectual superiority. So maybe that’s why she’s become friends with Paris Hilton.

Pammy said, "She's funny. Last time I met her we were in a restaurant together--she slammed the menu down and screamed: 'I hate reading! Someone tell me what's on the menu!' I mean, I'm blonde but c'mon." We’re guessing that Paris either spent so many long weeks trying to get through her autobiography, Confessions of an Heiress, that her brain can’t handle the strain of reading ever again or she had an embarrassing mispronunciation experience while trying to order escargot.

Paris naked at MrSkin.com! You don't even have to read; just look at the pretty, pretty pictures.