Paris Hilton's trademark cocky-headed, lazy-eyed stance has been immortalized in wax for Madame Tussaud's in New York's Times Square. We can't wait to witness the hiliarous hijinx that ensue when Andrew McCarthy realizes that the wax dummy is actually the reincarnated spirit of an ancient Egyptian princess!

Paris has a cameo in the current dog turd of a movie House of Wax (In theaters May 6th! Paris gets kacked off! Don't miss it!), so the waxy Paris couldn't have come at a more appropriate time. Ever the perfectionist, Ms. Hilton is reportedly displeased with the way her waxwork turned out. The dummy was unveiled yesterday, and P-Hizzy "shocked" the sculptors by immediately giving them a laundry list of things that needed to be changed. She said, "I'd like it to be in a pretty dress. And I'd cut the hair; it's too long." Paris then went on to state that the dummy's feet should be larger, it should be about 73% skankier, and it should include a device that emits the fetid odor of STDs and bitter regret.

Paris Hilton, nakeddddd at MrSkin.com.