It's true--Pamela Anderson and Stephen Dorff have parted ways. According to their peepz, their relationship "just fizzled out," but we think Pam finally found out that her hunky loverboy used to star in What a Dummy!, a short-lived sitcom about a wholesome American family whose lives are turned upside-down when they inherit a wise-cracking ventriloquist's dummy named Buzz (why are we the only humans who remember this?). But weep not for Pam, pals, she has dusted herself off and, now that she's single, wants another baby! Genius logic.

"Sometimes I think I'd like to have another baby, I mean I really enjoyed being pregnant," the Stacked star states. "I really love children and once you have two, you might as well have ten." A very American attitude! However, Pam does realize that at the ripe old age of 37, her fallopian tubes are growing sluggish, and the silicone from her gargantuan cyberbreasts has probably caused her eggs to become radioactive. "If I do have more kids, I guess it would have to be soon--before I'm 40 . . . I think I have to find a good sperm donor." Got a working peener? Like to toss one off now and then? Then you (yes, YOU!) could be the father of Pam Anderson's brand new baby!

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