Bukowski and Marisa Tomei's boobs: two great tastes that taste great together!

Good morning, pervs. It's Monday! Did you have a nice weekend? Did you take Mom out for a nice brunch yesterday after church and smile through gritted teeth when she pointed out your balding pate and the fact that you are unmarried and unloveable? Did you drop her off and go home and pray for death? Yes? Great! Now that we've gotten that pesky small talk out of the way, dig this: Oscar-winning actress Marisa Tomei has a new movie out. It is called Factotum. This movie, Factotum, it is based on a series of short stories by Charles Bukowski, so you know two things are involved: (1) severe alcoholism and (2) boobies! Luckily Miss Tomei is related to the latter, and after lo, these many years, goes topless and busts out her Plums of Beverly Hills. But yes, with such joyous news comes a dark side: the film has only been released in Norway. However, it will be screened at Cannes, so hopefully Marisa's cans will find a distributor here soon.

In the meantime, gaze upon Marisa Tomei's nude review at MrSkin.com!