According to Demi Moore, child lover Ashton Kutcher blows his wad too fast. Stars: they're just like Us!

Looks like designer Cynthia Rowley can pretty much forget about being invited to Demi's baby shower. "I had a conversation with Demi Moore about both of us dating younger men," Rowley told the New York Daily News. "We were talking about the pros and cons of all that . . . We talked about sex. It wasn't that graphic--it was just that sometimes it's faster with younger guys . . . [Demi said] the sex [with Kutcher] was kind of, like, fast. This was right before they became public." Well, that makes sense. When that pair got together, Ashton was, what? twelve, thirteen years old? At any rate, Rowley's torrent of verbal diarrhea didn't end there. When asked if she thought Ms. Moore was knocked up, the designer said, "I think so, yeah. I just had a baby, like three months ago, so we women know those things. It's all about the boobs." When the NYDN contacted Moore's rep, Stephen Huvane for comment, he emailed this reply: "I don't even know what to say about this. Seems like really a really inappropriate discussion for her to have with you," and later added, "I just heard back from Demi. She has no recollection of ever having this conversation with Cynthia Rowley, and as inaccurate as your item is, she would never discuss something as intimate as that with a person she barely knows." We like how Mr. Huvane sneaked in that "inaccurate" bit, as if he called Demi and she extolled the virtues of Ashton's Herculean, testosterone-dripping, 7-hour-long tantric-Sting-style hump-jobs. Oh, and the fact that he didn't deny the preggers thing. Whee!

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