Remember Winona Ryder? You know, brunette, often described as "quirky" and "winsome", screws a lot of musicians, likes to steal crap? Yeah, that's the one. Anyway, she's super hornbally. And she has big jugs.

Apparently, it is 1996 today in Gossipland, the magical world that we visit each morning to bring you mortals word of Mariah Carey's laundry habits and home of the patented Usher STD Watch™. Today, the large-eared, loose-tongued natives of Gossipland brought word of the brief relationship between Winona Ryder and Jamiroquai front man Jay Kay. The funny little man with the oversized novelty hats, remember? No? At any rate, Kay cheerfully rapped to FHM about his short-lived coupling with the Vicodin-snarfing Heathers star, claiming that she plum wore him out with her "nonstop demands for sex" and that "She has these enormous breasts--bigger than they look on film. She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting." According to IMDb.com, Winona is currently working on five movies in various stages of production, so hopefully she'll be slinging those surprisingly huge hooters around sometime soon. We miss you, Winona. And there are many, many hip young bands out there praying for your return to the limelight.

Winona and her whomping watermelons, at MrSkin.com.