In a shock-and-awe ceremony, Renée Zellweger wed country star Kenny Chesney, who is rumored to be one of Prez Bush's favorite artists and, uh, we'll just leave it at that. The blushing bride wore Carolina Herrera, the groom went barefoot, and the couple allegedly "laughed and cried" during the ceremony, which is pretty fitting since we laughed and cried when we heard about it. Actually, we just laughed.

OK, so Renée split with Jack White, when, like two weeks ago? And she was dating Irish musician Damien Rice like three days ago? So where did she find time to meet and romance some ten-gallon maroon? Well, according to ET on Yahoo.com, on January 15. They met at a tsunami benefit concert and started a friendship that "quietly blossomed". The Oscar-winning actress and the man who sings a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" (yes, really) wed yesterday on the island of St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where Chesney owns a home.

But, while doing a little research on Mr. Chesney, we found something utterly bone-chilling: he had a hit song called "You Had Me from Hello" which is a paraphrase of that famous mawkish line Renée utters in Jerry Maguire. Chesney wrote and released this song in 1999, six whole years before he met his bride. FREAKY! Just what the hell are you playing at, Chesney? What kind of creepy hoodoo warlock business are you involved in?

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