Our hearts are breaking, just as they do every day when we look at that old picture of Brad and Jen next to our desk. Only this may be worse. Elizabeth Hurley is quitting acting! Deary me! What ever will we do?

The celery-noshing thespian says she needs to bring her career to a halt in order to spend more time with Steve Bing's bastard child, Damian. "I'm not going to do movies for now. I don't want to leave my son for such long periods of time," Hurley said. That she can be so cruel and deprive the world of further Serving Saras and Bedazzleds just proves that she's thinking of no one but herself. We haven't been this sad since Sean Penn announced he needed a few years off to recover from the emotionally draining movie-making experience. Actors lead such difficult lives. We can't even count how many times we've seen some cashier at Walgreens crying and muttering their condolences while flipping through the latest issue of In Touch. But we admit that Liz has a hard road ahead of her. Raising a little Norman Bates-ish momma's boy and staying out of the path of further Steve Bing impregnations is likely to be a difficult task.

See Elizabeth Hurley at MrSkin.com. And she's naked!!!