Oh, Eva Longoria, God love ya and your sexy-talkin' ways. Sometimes no punchlines are necessary: the Desperate Housewives star says that she never, ever takes home lingerie from the set of the show and wears it again at home, because she doesn't want to look "cheap" in the boudoir.

Eva's role as an adulterous hussy requires her to don quite the array of flimsy little frilly things in all the colors of the rainbow. However, the actress refuses to wear the unders post filming, saying, "All of America has seen it. I don't want a guy to think I'm cheap and just recycling: 'Didn't you wear that when you got out of the bathtub in episode four?'" Instead, Eva "dumps" the offending lacy bits.

Well, pantysniffers, you now know where the pervo Holy Grail is located: the dumpsters behind the ABC lot. Have at it.

Miss Longoria's Nude Review . . . at MrSkin.com.