April 25, 2005 at 10:25AM |
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Brangelina: It Begins
Brad and Angelina are currently, as we speak, canoodling in Africa. Brad and Angelina are also, as we speak, better-looking and richer than you. And better-looking and richer than us. Crap!
Hey, looky here, it's Brad and Ang and Maddox playing Happy Family! We're torn between being sad for poor Jen Aniston, whose marriage was all busted up and is currently probably dissolving into tears at some semi-public funtion, and feeling excited about the master race of impossibly gorgeous and insanely sexy superhuman babies Brangelina will produce. And what if these superbabies grow up and breed with the offspring of Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp? DID WE JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?
