If we told you that Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz once shared a bed in the sweaty wilds of Honduras, what would you do? Would you rub your chin thoughtfully, wishing to know more details before you jumped to obvious conclusions? Would you think to yourself, "Now, that makes quite a bit of sense, seeing as they are both attractive blonde actresses who made their movie debuts simultaneously in 1994 films--Miss Diaz in The Mask and Alba in Camp Nowhere, and, as a matter of fact, they both have middle names beginning with the letter M"? Or would you just, like, get a boner?

It turns out that the real story ain't as racy as all that. Jessica was guest-starring on an episode of Cameron's new MTV reality series, the chirpily-titled Trippin'. The two actresses had never met before, but found themselves getting cozy in a jiff, as cheap-ass MTV didn't shell out for a separate room for Alba, who said, "We shared a room and bed most of the time, 'cause it's scary. I didn't know her before the trip. We were strangers. There weren't enough rooms. Everyone had to sort of bunk together. The boys all stayed in one room. She didn't snore."

And then, at night, the boys would get into a canoe and paddle over to where Jessica and Cameron were bunking in a bid to "make it" with the sexy pair. But after they put the girls' hands in bowls of water and freeze their bras, they discover that Jessica is actually the reincarnated version of porn star Roxy du Jour who was sent back to Earth to--oh, wait. Sorry, we're thinking of Meatballs III.

See Jessica Alba's nude review at MrSkin.com.

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