Justin Timberlake was delighted when he was offered the role of Elto--sorry, Sir Elton John--in a forthcoming biopic. There was just one problem--the script was all rock n' roll, sans the sex and drugs JT craves.

Sir E handpicked Justin for the role, saying "Trousersnake embodies the boyish good looks and rosy, rounded buttocks I wish I had in my youth." Just kidding, he didn't say that at all. He just liked what Justin did with some vintage shades and a prosthetic chin in his "This Train Don't Stop There Any More" video.

Justin's excited to take the role, on one condition: they revise the script to include EJ's hedonistic, sexy past. Justin said: "Knowing what a wild existence Sir Elton has led I thought 'Wow, you're offering me that role?' but when I read the script all the wild stuff had been left out. I told the studio that it would have to be warts-and-all so that's what it's going to be. I can't wait to get started." Can't wait to get started on the Quaaludes and homosexual sex, that is! Take a number, Timberlake. Take a number.