We at CelebNewsWire are not generally in the business of poking fun at Star Jones (or Star Jones Reynolds if you want to get picky about it). We think she makes a joke out of herself without any help from us. But when the Bridezilla fears that the public will confuse her with a six-foot-tall drag queen, well, we can't pass that up.

Star likes fur. Al Reynolds may in fact be a fur coat with a human mask propped on it (he certainly has the personality of one). PETA doesn't like fur. They like to throw paint on people who wear fur. They also like to piss off celebrities who don animal skins. To get Star's panties in a bunch they could have staged a protest outside of The View's studio, but then they might have actually had to see part of the show, and nobody wants that. So instead PETA hired a drag queen to impersonate the portly protuberance in advertisements. And Star is so worried that people will think that Flotilla DeBarge is actually her that she's sicced her lawyers on the animal-rights group. C'mon, honey, we're sure you're manlier than some drag queen. Let's just hope that PETA doesn't use Flotilla in an "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" ad. They already subjected us to David Cross's hairy ass in such a campaign; we don't think our heart could handle someone who resembles Star Jones in any way stripping out of their Payless shoes and designer gown.