Today, Paris Hilton wakes up to a new day and finds herself with 50% fewer friends than she had a few days ago. Her T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked, its contents--including the private phone numbers of dozens of celebrities--posted on the internet for God and everyone to see. Her "notes" section in particular gives a fascinating glimpse into the inner workings of Paris's complicated psyche.

Stars such as Pharrell, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Nick Carter found themselves flooded with hundreds of pranks calls Sunday morning after Paris's info was leaked to the web. "I got 100 calls in two hours," said reality show star/mob daughter Victoria Gotti. "I didn't want to take the phones off the hook because my oldest son was out on a date. This went on all night. Finally, at 5:30 a.m., I took them off the hook. This morning, I put them back on and they started ringing immediately. It's driving me insane." We at CelebNewsWire do not condone the prank calling of celebs so we won't post the numbers (all this infomation is widely available on the web, though you didn't hear that from us), but we do admit to giving a few jingles to Vin Diesel and Bijou Phillips, purely for research purposes, of course.

Far more fascinating is the collection of mysterious, cryptic notes Paris left for herself on the Sidekick. They paint a portrait of a tortured persona, perhaps a little lonely, perhaps a little misunderstood. Some of our favorites:

September 19, 2004
Call gary shandlin get tape of everything

November 12, 2004
Do that's hot tank tops like chrome hearts iold english writinh that's hot with crosses and tiatas
Carsondaily said to document everything guy said next truth or dare have cams at all times making if the club get carson number new years

And in case you were wondering, yes, there are pictures, and yes, there are nudes. They're most likely fakes, but I'm sure we can all agree to enjoy them, anyway: here (Collage via Gawker).