We've all received some lame presents for Valentine's Day (that pink satin teddy bear we got in the eighth grade being top on the list), but at least we're not Gwen Stefani. She got a couple sacks of potatoes.

Gwen's husband, Gavin Rossdale, explains: "There was a time I was writing a record in Ireland so I sent (Gwen) two sacks of potatoes--just something from where I was from, like I was thinking of her. But I think it kind of backfired because when they arrived they were from Oregon so I was a little unlucky. Bad idea . . . no one eats carbs these days." That's it, Gavin, blame poor dead Dr. Atkins for your crappy V-day present.

This year Gavin attempted to make up for his sucky gift-giving of yore by presenting Gwen with an antique heart necklace, but really we're surprised he lasted long enough to try to right his wrong. Gwen must be one devoted woman to put up with a husband who gives her sacks of potatoes and sires secret illegitimate children.