In a Primetime Live interview, tyrant Naomi Campbell admits to Diane Sawyer that she did coke for years. Wait, hold up. Naomi Campbell did coke? Naomi Campbell? Are we talking about the same Naomi Campbell, the one who regularly beats the shit out of her assistants in a blind, foaming-at-the-mouth rage? Pshaw, next you'll be telling us that Lindsay Lohan drinks alcoholic beverages or something.

"It was a rebellion in a certain way. You know? I don't want to be in that pain again. I don't want to be in that place," Naomi told Sawyer in the interview that will air tonight. Campbell said she figured others knew of her secret addiction to the booger sugar: "People aren't stupid. ... you think people don't know, but they know. They know. I mean, that's your mind playing tricks on you." And the coke bugs, too. Those are also a figment of your imagination, don't forget. Naomi, who is 34 (which is 86 in supermodel years) said that she first tried the drug at 24, but quit before "something would have happened. Some self-destructive thing." But apparently, she didn't stop before "some personal-assistant-destructive thing happened.