Remember when we reported that Kate Moss and her new gentleman friend, The Libertines' Pete Doherty, were, like, totally in love? (Of course you remember, it was yesterday.) Well, they're over. Apparently, sex with a supermodel pales next to the siren song of sweet, sweet crack rock.

But actually, Kate was the one who dumped Pete. According to England's The Sun, Kate told pals, "He's just too wild. I can't take any more of it." She was also reportedly miffed that Doherty spoke to the press about their matching tattoos (ho ho! We bet she's regretting that one more than a former sorority girl bemoaning the "totally sweet" dolphin ink she got in Ft. Lauderdale in '92). The relationship didn't even make it two weeks before Kate decided she'd had enough and dumped him the only way a supermodel can dump a junked-out B-list rock star: via text message! We at CelebNewsWire never really had an opinion on Miss Moss; now we feel that she might just be our new hero. We are presently constructing a shrine to her using mucilage, glitter, pipe cleaners, and 1994 back issues of Vogue. We'll be sure to NOT give offerings of any foodstuff to the shrine. We do not want to anger our new false God.