And the repulsive, crabs-riddled Colin Farrell train just keeps a-rollin'. Now he's being sued by a phone sex operator who is suffering from "mental anguish" after the Alexander star plagued her with over 500 text messages and filthy phone calls. Let's take a step back and think about that for a second. A phone sex operator is suing a client over inappropriate behavior. Seriously, think about that.

Sex worker Dessarae Bradford is suing Hollywood's favorite slut machine over "breach of contract, return of erotic tape and art, cost of dress, shoes and accessories" and seeks $4,750 in damages after claiming Colin's monkeyshine left her "feeling degraded." Cost of dress, shoes, and accessories? If it's phone sex, it shouldn't matter if you're wearing sweatpants with stretched-out elastic with your Boynton "fat cat" T-shirt, right? Bradford goes on to explain, "In the beginning it was cute. As we built our relationship I started to realize there was something deeply and darkly wrong with him. I spent hours on the phone with him talking him through his hangovers and sexual escapades. Sometimes we even had phone sex. It started out as a lot of fun. He told me he wanted to meet me... But as fate would have it, Colin stood me up." Maybe Colin should take some sex worker etiquette lessons from Hugh Grant.