Sharon Osbourne is reportedly in talks to join the cast of The Vagina Monologues. We don't know about the rest of you, but when we try to list all the celebrities whose poons we want to know more about, Sharon doesn't even crack the top 50.

The play, which has had its 15 minutes in the U.S. and whose title doesn't merit much more than a few opening monologue jokes on Leno these days, has become a huge hit in London's West End.

Osbourne saw the play and loved it, and is set to join the cast next year. An source told UK's The Sun: "Sharon saw the play and loved it. It's ballsy and fun ... It could have been written for her - it's women talking frankly. And - what suits Sharon down to the ground - it's very foul-mouthed." Sharon Osbourne's vagina and cussing: two great tastes that taste great together!