You bet your (formerly fat) bottom (worth half a billion) dollar, Queen Dowager Anna Nicole Smith is at it again! For the second time in a month, she was forcibly carted offstage at an awards ceremony after appearing to be hopped up on goofballs.

The setting this time was VH1's supremely insignificant "Big in '04" awards. And speaking of big, ANS busted out a ginormous bra she used to wear before eating nothing but Trimspa. As if to illustrate her point, she appeared to be gearing up to pull out her pink-nosed puppies before awards organizers panicked and had a burly security guard usher her off the stage. No matter, though; behind the scenes, Anna made merry with another ghoulish blonde, Brigitte Nielsen--the two reportedly posed for photogs while fondling each other. The great philosopher P. Diddy summed it up best: "Without her the world would just be boring."